Tuesday, 25 March 2008

We at blackhatworld love John

Eh no thats a lie we just love making a fool of him!
We have not forgot about your lies John Jordan

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

We are Sorry John Jordan

John we are so sorry! Seriously we are sorry so we sung you this little song.
Listen carefully to the words.


John Jordan what is love? Baby dont hurt me or my rankings

Well John Jordan apparently your going to get my whole site banned in Google so we decided to make this just for you! Please dont hurt my rankings.
What is love baby dont hurt me! No more! LMAO!


Could it be John Jordans real car?


Well since John likes to play around with pics so do we!
Only could this one be really real? who knows ask John he doesnt know his arse from his elbow!

But this is the new god of the internet, the new GURU, but he calls himself the "Internet marketing Superhero"

Wherever he got that who knows More like "Internet Super Wannabe Dork of the Year"

John you are really our SEO GOD!

John Jordans Viper?


Well he still claiming that the Viper on his myspace is his, even after we proved it was a photoshop, he claimed to us also that he could not take a picture of it because it wasnt near him infact he said it was miles away, and he doesnt drive it all of the time because he has other cars.

Come on John we know you dont have a Viper you didnt even know anything about it when we asked yet you say "brb" or some other random saying that you attempt to get out of the question we have been asking for days?

JTJNet.com Spoofer (John Jordan)

JTJNet.com - John T Jordan (The Liar, Scammer, Cheater, Ripper)
J.T.J. Networks, INC

From a guy that hangs around on an IRC Network and claims to either trade gold, writing a book, or owns a Inc Company, his company does not exist.

Also he claims that these are corporate cards and have a limit of $100k

These arent corporate cards but standard visa cards, they seem to be old ones that are a few years old.

Well from your happy friends who laugh at you over on Freenode #blackhatworld.
Have a nice day now John Jordan, you certainly dont look like you make a fortune with your bedroom.

P.S Stop stealing our posts at Blackhatworld and other boards and posting them as your own.

There is also numerous threads about him.

And one post from John Chow

“I have a few credibility issues that bugs me about John Jordan. He claims to know SEO but the blog doesn’t even have SEO friendly URLs. He claims to have many big moneymaking sites but he never made a single post about any of them. He claims he use the domain JTJNet.com because that is the name of his corporation. However, I was unable to find J.T.J. Networks, Inc. registered in the state of Texas. While I am not fully verse in US incorporation laws, I believe one has to be at least 18 before they can be a director of a incorporated company.

Then there is this post about using Credit Cards to buy websites. I am not sure when Jordan form his corporation but the general rule of thumb is a corp must have two years of earning record in order to qualify for a Credit Card. Failing that, a Credit Card can be issue to a corp using the director’s credit history. In this case, the director isn’t 18 yet, so he can’t apply for a credit card. The other issue I had with the post is Jordan made no mention of transferring the credit card debt to a lower interest line of credit after the purchase of the sites. Maybe Jordan is too young to know what a corporate LOC is.

Hopefully, Jordan can address some of these issues in a future blog post. I am certainly willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt but the John Jordan blog leaves me with more questions than answers.”

His Myspace page too is so fake i like how they placed the car in - Myspace Profile

Theres also a thread about him here about him scamming cellphones out of people, how shady can one be?

John Jordan Cellphone Thief
Anyway i’ll not waste much more time posting anything else as you can well see, another fake wanabee is on the loose.

From, coming on our IRC chatroom, claming he has mega deals with publishers to publish a 1000 page book on SEO, to telling us he knew Warren Buffet personally and has lunch with him, to telling us he is an importer/exporter of metals including gold bars, he also claims he makes thousands and runs a corporation, and apparently all the pictures of him on his myspace are mysteriously in his friends bedroom, i wonder what his next story on the IRC room will be, since he comes back daily now with a new nickname and tells another story.

For those who think his car is the car at

http://myspace.com/johnjordan

Check out the car below